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8Aug/170

Episode 70: Child of Light

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Movies
Millennials
Intro
iTunes Review
Child of Light:
Paper Mario
The Story
Combat System
Oculi
Fast Travel
How long to beat?
Defend ability broken?
Character Development
Confessions
Skill Tree
Side Quests
Bosses
Fairy Tales
Derek finds the porn in the game
Princess Stone
Final Bosses
Next Game = Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

 Child of Light Walkthrough

HK-47 Funny Conversation

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1Jul/170

Episode 69.5: Off Topic (The Fail Edition)

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 Planescape Torment
Breath of Fire 2 Canceled
Child of Light
Doom
4k TVs
E3
Helldivers
Hungry?
The Old Days
August Meeting
Moving to Oregon?
Stock
Days Gone
SNES Mini
Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn!?
FF7
Mass Effect
Next Game: Child of Light
Fidget spinners

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7Feb/170

Episode 69: Breath of Fire 2 Part 1

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Notes:

Headphones
Cell phones
Samsung
I just want to watch the world burn
Student Loans
Intro
Protests
Emails
iTunes Reviews
Spam
Twitter
T-Shirts
Breath of Fire 2
Walkthrough
Sex in Game
Sex Toy
Save a Pig
Level Differences
Boss Shupkay
Grinding
Thief
Derek burns out
The Cookoff Challenge
Too much grinding!
Game crashes
Moving time
More Fetch Quests
Enemy HP levels
Auto is Lazy
Fractured But Whole Game
Nursing Home Sex
Giant Robot Army Films
PS4 Pro
Helldivers
The End?

Breath of Fire 2 Walkthrough

Giant Robot Army Films

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1Jun/160

Episode 68.5: Off Topic (The Doom Edition)

DOOM

Notes:

Jury Duty
Voting
Rental Car Frustration
Remodel
Introduction
iTunes Review
Doom!
Off Topic Rants
More Doom!

GlowBowl Toilet Nightlight

Wrong Turn: Man follows GPS onto railroad tracks

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1May/160

Episode 68: Final Fantasy 5 Part 3

FF5 Talking Turtle

Notes:

Computer Build
Late Recording Explained
House Remodel
Dishwasher
Weight Loss
FF8 will it ever come!
Intro:
Emails
Doom is coming!
iTunes Reviews
FF5:
Boss = Antlion
Exdeath is a splinter...FML
Find 4 tablets to track down legendary weapons.
Boss = Gargoyles
Quicksand Desert Pyramid sucks! (1st Tablet)
Boss = Merugene (sexy!)
Boss = Odin
Island Shrine (2nd Tablet)
Boss = Stalker
Fork Tower (Holy & Flare spells)
Boss = Minotauros
Boss = Omniscient
Sea Trench (3th Tablet & Meteo spells)
Boss = Three Pigs
Cave (4th Tablet)
Boss = Leviathan
Remaking IT movie...
Go get 12 legendary sealed weapons
Optional: Mirage
The Cleft of Dimension:
Boss = Carfisteri
Boss = Apanda
Boss = Apocalypse
Boss = Catastoph
Boss = Halicarnas
Boss = Twin Tania
Gilgamesh is weird
Boss = Necrofobia + 4 barriers
Final boss = Exdeath
Final Final boss = Neo Exdeath

Final Fantasy V Walkthrough

Final Fantasy V Maps

Doom 3 Bathroom Mirror Scene

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2Mar/160

Episode 67: Final Fantasy 5 Part 2

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Notes:

Zale$ Gang New Introduction
Intro
No Emails
Twitter
iTunes Review
The Famous Pumpkin Pie Story
FF5 Part 2:
Stuck on island, very FF3 reminiscent
Boss = Abductor
Boss = Gilgamesh
Boss = Gilgamesh, again
Upgrading
Job Grinding
Mr. Monk
12 legendary sealed weapons?
Moogles
Boss = Tyrasaurus
Wind Drake Fetch Quest
Derek forgets to save...
Boss = Abductor, again
Golem Summon
Boss = Dragon Pod
Boss = Gilgamesh (with sidekick Enkidou)
Boss = Atomos
Bartz beats up a turtle
The Forest of Moore
Boss = The Sealed
Boss = ExDeath
Derek forgets to save...again
Boss = Gilgamesh, for hopefully the final time
Boss = Exdeath
Fargo
New Bed
New TV

Final Fantasy V Walkthrough

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1Feb/160

Episode 66: Final Fantasy 5 Part 1

Carl Boss

Notes:

Almost 7 years strong!
Workplace Safety
Intro
Emails
Selling Bike
FF5 Part 1:
The Happening
Battle System
Job Ability System
Weapon Optimization
Crystals and Meteors
FF2/3/5 Discussion
Boss = WingRaptor
Boss = Karlabos
Boss = Siren
Boss = Magisa and Fortsa (Derek almost broke the game)
Boss = Galura
Boss = LiquiFlame
Page 64 enemey is intense!
Boss = Ifrit
Boss = Byblos
Boss = Sandworm
Sand Bear is a sad bear!
Boss = CrawClaw
Boss = Adaman T.
Boss = Sol Cannon (toughest boss by far for Don)
Lamia enemy is the sex in the game
Boss = ArcheoAvis
Boss = Pueroboroses
Boss = Titan
Boss = Chim
Onto the second world!

Final Fantasy V Walkthrough

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1Nov/150

Episode 65: Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid

Notes:

Derek's New Job
Guns
Intro
iTunes Reviews
Metal Gear Solid:
NES Original
Metal Gear 2 & 3
BOSS: Revolver Ocelot
Snake is a womanizer
Thermal Goggles
Confusing Elevator
BOSS: Cyborg Ninja (Gray Fox)
Final Fantasy 7 Rant
Mobile Dating Rant
BOSS: Psycho Mantis
Cardboard Box Piss Trick
BOSS: Sniper Wolf I
Stuck in a Cell
BOSS: Hind D
BOSS: Sniper Wolf II
BOSS: Vulcan Raven
BOSS: Metal Gear REX
BOSS: Liquid Snake
Ending
Next Game = Final Fantasy V

 Metal Gear Solid Walkthrough

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1Oct/150

Episode 64: Breath of Fire Part 2

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Notes:

Foot broke
TV broke
Cable companies suck!
Flying
Intro
iTunes reviews
Breath of Fire Part 2:
Auto battle system
Save Nicholie
The gas fields
The rotating room
Boss battle: Mote
M. Night Shyamalan twist
You killed your sister!
Old people note taking
Save states
Agni is a game breaker
Boss battle: Tyr
Next game: Metal Gear Solid

BoF Walkthrough

Don's Save State

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1Aug/150

Episode 63: Breath of Fire Part 1

BOF

Notes:

What do you want to watch?
Gilmore Girls
Job Change
Hard Drive Issues
Intro
Email
Fav Retro Games
Drakkhen
Breath of Fire:
AB (auto battle) System
Random Animals on World Map
E-Key
Equipment prices don't make sense!
Fetch Quest
20+ Boss Battles
ThrDr for Ryu
Throw egg at castle...
Lost in the Krypt
Pouch?
Lucid Dreams
Broke game at the boat?
Ex Machina Rant

Breath of Fire Walkthrough

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