Retro RPG Podcast Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.

1Jun/151

Episode 61: Shining Force 2 Part 1

ShiningForce2

Notes:

Derek fucked up
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review
Tech & Porn
Texting
Shining Force 2:
Wake up in bed
Inventory System
Mithril
The Story
Kiwi Sucks!
Battle System
Boss Battle: Kraken
Evil King
Peter's God Sucks!
The Achilles Sword
Boss Battle: Taros
What's up with Oddler?
Creed's Mansion
Boss Battle: Chess Army
Chess Talk

Shining Force 2 Walkthrough

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1May/151

Episode 60: Six Years of Retro RPG Podcast Reflection

Retrorpgicon

Notes:

 Homeless People
Intro
Special Guest = Summer
Gilmore Girls
The Mall
Gardening?
Leave us a voicemail/text!
Twitter
Stitcher
Email
Broforce
Last good FF game
Remake FF7
Episode 60:
How the podcast started
Mystic Quest
If you had to go back and play one game
The least favorite game so far
FF3 / Breaking the game
1983 - Another Game Crash?
Mass Effect 4
GTA 5
Games we need to play:
FF8
Breathe of Fire
Fire Emblem
Heros of Might & Magic 3
Next game = Shining Force 2

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1Apr/150

Episode 59: Super Metroid

SuperMetroid

Notes:

Parking Craziness
Intro
Mic & Headphones
Emails
Episode 60 Special
Super Metroid
Walkthrough / Getting Lost
Boss Battle = Chozo Statue
Brinstar
Boss Battle = Spore Spawn
Dead Soldier?
Norfair
Boss Battle = Kraid
Super Jump
Boss Battle = Crocomire
X-ray Scope
Wrecked Ship
Boss Battle = Phantoon
Reserve Tank
Maridia
Damn the wall jump all to hell!
Spring Ball
Boss Battle = Botwoon
Boss Battle = Draygon
Screw Attack / Space Jump
Almost broke the game!
Boss Battle = Ridley
Hardest NES games
Metroids
Boss Battle = Motherbrain
Hyper Beam

Super Metroid Walkthrough
Bosses Guide

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3Mar/150

Episode 58: The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of Time Part 2

PinkCrystal

Notes:

Solution/Lucid Dreaming
Intro
Twitter!
Emails
The Long Dark
Derek got a new mic
iTunes Reviews
Zelda OOT Part 2:
Fire Temple
Mini Boss = Flare Dancer
Boss = Volvagia
Ice Cavern
Biggoron's Sword
Water Temple
Where is the damn small key!
Mini Boss = Dark Link
Boss = Morpha
OMG the chickens cometh!
Shadow Temple
Boss = Bongo Bongo
Spirit Temple
Boss = Sorceress Sisters
Ganon’s Castle
Final Boss = Ganondorf
Boss = Ganon
FF15
Next Game = Super Metroid for SNES

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Walkthrough

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14Dec/140

Episode 57: The Legend of Zelda – Ocarina of Time Part 1

ZeldaDumbLook

Notes:

Grocery Shopping
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art!
iTunes Review
Heros of Might & Magic 3
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
The Controller
Camera Angles
Deku Tree
Queen Gohma
Dumb Owl
Gold Skulltulas
Almost got stuck in Lost Woods
King Dodongo
Abusing Chickens
Mini-games
Gone Fishing
Bigocto
Barinade
Happy Mask Shop
Pony Time!
Forest Temple
Wallmaster Returnth!
Poe Sisters
Phantom Ganon

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Walkthrough

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15Oct/141

Episode 56: The Legend of Zelda – A Link to the Past Part 2

Zelda LTTP

Notes:

Bad food service
Dining with Jesus
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review
Kanye Quest...yeah you heard me
iTunes cover art god help me!
The Wallmaster Cometh!
Mothula
Blind
Fluteless Derek
Falling Puddings FTW
Vitreous
Kholdstare
Magicless Derek
Trinexx
IceRodless Derek
Ganon's Tower
Medallionless Derek
Ganon
Ending
New Fan Podcast = Is It Worth It?
Super Rare Games
Next Game = The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Walkthrough

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14Sep/140

Episode 55: The Legend of Zelda – A Link to the Past Part 1

LaRosas Pizza

Notes:

LaRosa's Pizza
Intro
Emails
Spin Off Podcast
iTunes Review
Air Conditioner Part 2
Planescape Torment
Zelda: A Link to Past
Saved Zelda what now?!
3 pendants to collect
6 knights Boss
Lanmola Boss
Tower of HERP DERP!
Moldorms Boss
We talk about turtles...
Master Sword
Agahnim Boss
Helmasaur King Boss
Arrghus Boss
Ghosts'n Goblins
The Future of RPGs

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Walkthrough

Cincy Favorites

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1Jul/140

Episode 54: South Park – The Stick of Truth

Untitled

Notes:

Patent Trolls
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art
App?

Farts
Pumpkin Pie WTF!?!
Butters Best Sidekick
Class Selection
Soundtrack & Voices
Summons
Paper Mario?
Refrigerators & Cooking?
City Wok
LARPing
UFO
Taco Bell
Al Gore Sucks!
Mr. Mackey
Chinpokomon
Underpants Gnome
Giant Aborted Fetus
Canada & Dire AIDS
Mr. Slave
Chef
Kenny Super Battle
Next Game = Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

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1Jun/142

Episode 53: Final Fantasy 2 Part 2

FF2Logo

Notes:

Vending Machines
Elevators
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

Tower of Babil
Airships
Cave Eblana
Sealed Cave - NOT TODAY!
Side Quests:
- Cave of Monsters
- Sylph Cave
- Excalibur Sword
- Odin
- Bahamut
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
Malboros
Giant of Babil:
- The Four Fiends
- CPU
Derek Cheats
Lunar Subterranean:
- Red/Blue Dragons
- Plague
- Zombie Dragons
- Wyvern
- Ogopogo
The Final Battle
Ethers
Next Game = South Park: The Stick of Truth

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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1May/140

Episode 52: Final Fantasy 2 Part 1

FFIV

Notes:

Foot Fetish
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

FF2:
You start out as the bad guy
FedEx Delivery to Mist Village
Bosses are cake
Edward sucks!
FF Differences (USA vs Japan)
Quit hitting yourself!
Inventory System
Weapon Shops
Hidden Passages
Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!
Magnetic cave sucks!
Dark Elf - Edward finally is useful
The Magus Sisters
Valvalis - Toughest boss so far
I hate dolls
Finish off at Tower of Babel
Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard
Fat Chocobo is for hoarders
Where are all the Ethers?
Outro Babble

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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