Back from vacation.
show notes:
Areith’s death, and almost all of disk 2.
We didnt make any notes for this episode. Having been gone so long we forgot how to do the show.
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This show is way late. I was lazy and kept forgetting/putting it off. Don had it edited and ready ages ago.
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Something totally different.
Not retro at all, but since we are playing skyrim, we figured might as well make a podcast out of it. And since we are too cheap to give this its own website, we are just gonna piggyback it off of RetroRPG. Besides, it makes it easier for y’all since its all located in one spot.
I may make a tab later on so it has its own page, but for now, Skyrim and RetroRPG must learn to share.
We mention Skyrim Chronicles as the name of the show, but that was taken.
And again, we mention 1-2 week increments. DO NOT expect that. tellin’ ya right now.
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No ramblings. We just wanted to get right to the good stuff
intro
Hi, My name is…
Cloud is such a dick
Drag queen
Train graveyard. HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE!?
the stair master
Motorcycle chase. Barret you lazy asshole!
Chocobos. Warrk!
I hate this parade
Beach bums
The draw bridge that cant be lowered
Golden saucer
Barret’s emo moment
Derek Cheated
The date.
Ending song provided by SongeLeReveur
Thanks guys!
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na na why dont you get a job!
intro
itunes
email
website
forums
Derek speaks blasphemy
LOL what the fuck am I doing?
I’m fighting demons, I’m not fighting demons.
Did they hire the cameramen from resident evil?
Stoker is a ripoff of a Tomberry in FF7!?
Ghouls hate me. 🙁
M. Knight. Shamalan moment. But later no one gives a fuck.
Music.
Oh triangle button, how i love thee.
Just learn the move already!
Something about love and revenge? I wasn’t paying attention.
Big tower
WTF? something about a moon base now?
Wincest!
Just fucking die already! OMG i want to play the other game now!
I’m Patrick Swayze up in this bitch!
There was an ending?
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Herpa derp!
intro
Who the fuck do i pick!?
PETA would be pissed!
oh, i guess it doesnt matter
Earthbound anyone? Chrono Trigger anyone? Final Fantasy anyone?
I can’t leave my own fucking castle!
goblins sound like cats?
The golems
the faire
Bitch you gave them the tear drop!?!ZOMCG@$
Zeikfried and Roy (power rangers vibe)
save the people!
That whole thing was just the fucking intro!?
ARMS/Crests/battle/hints
elf pyramid. looks like phantasy star
What was the point of the pirate ship?
Captain Bartholomew plays for the other team and I have proof…
dungeons. go here, find this, report back
im riding a golem!
Bosses
Mother
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Show Notes:
The retro rpg cooking show.
intro
We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one
The part where you die.
Sentries
Neurotoxin
Hello, you have been in hibernation for 9999999
Hello again…. Murderer
Cave johnson, Caroline, and Chell
I can count to potato
The part where you die, again
space!
MOTHER FUCKER! SHE TRICKED ME!
GTFO AND TAKE YOUR CUBE WITH YOU!
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Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent…
Show Notes:
Its not a toomah!
intro crap
Derek beats golem again
I got a time machine so fuck you! ill do what a want!
the coolest looking boss in the game is the lamest
Dalton is a bitch
unda da sea!
FUCKING ELEVATOR!
Chrono dies!
the blackbird
Magus joins the party
mount doom and the trees of greif
Chrono doesnt die!
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I feel this has been one of our best podcasts.
NOTES:
Derek is an angry person
intro
tick tock
wake the fuck up!
mini games
the fuck out of my way bitch!
Back to the future?
Some major incest going on
GUILTY! THAT BITCH IS GUILTY! HANG THAT FUCKER NOW! i got the rope right here!
you can now live without food?
RICK ROLLED
end of time
Enemies
Frog
wild, unrestrained, primordial sex
Magus/ozzie
The first transgendered enemny in a RPG?
How do you get a T-Rex up on top of a castle?
the era of magic
Sealed with a mysterical energy?
golem
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So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them.
Derek’s mic had some auto volume going on so after he yells, he will sound quiet for a few words then be back up to normal.
Here are the original show notes. So yeah…. You can see how closely we follow it.
The final product is NEVER what was envisioned.
intro
mass effect
Normandy
Joker
Turians and all aliens
Protheans
The citadel and politics
Shepard. Wrex.
Snow level
That fucking gocart!
I believe i can fly
Kill everyone!
And this is the rape clock mentioned.
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