Retro RPG Podcast

Notes:

LaRosa’s Pizza
Intro
Emails
Spin Off Podcast
iTunes Review
Air Conditioner Part 2
Planescape Torment
Zelda: A Link to Past
Saved Zelda what now?!
3 pendants to collect
6 knights Boss
Lanmola Boss
Tower of HERP DERP!
Moldorms Boss
We talk about turtles…
Master Sword
Agahnim Boss
Helmasaur King Boss
Arrghus Boss
Ghosts’n Goblins
The Future of RPGs

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Walkthrough

Cincy Favorites

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For those that got their hopes up, We have to destroy those hopes.

Planescape Torment will NOT be played this year. What I feared with playing a CRPG had come to pass.
Too much game for the show.
This is one reason why we have not touched Baldur’s gate, Ultima, NWN, Icewind dale, etc.
Our plan was, much like every other game, was to split it into 2 parts, and play through the main story, but within hours it became clear that sticking just to the main story would not be possible and the game demands the player to adventure on many side quests in order to advance the plot, or provide adequate gear for the character to muscle through parts. Given the size and scope of Planescape, and a looming deadline, it was decided we would be unable to complete the game in the fashion we have laid out for our show.
I think what may be best is we tackle CRPGs in a manner similar to how we did Skyrim.

Again we apologize.

As replacement, we have lined up Link to the Past for our next show.

You may now commence with the rage and “im never listening again” posts.

Notes:

Patent Trolls
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art
App?

Farts
Pumpkin Pie WTF!?!
Butters Best Sidekick
Class Selection
Soundtrack & Voices
Summons
Paper Mario?
Refrigerators & Cooking?
City Wok
LARPing
UFO
Taco Bell
Al Gore Sucks!
Mr. Mackey
Chinpokomon
Underpants Gnome
Giant Aborted Fetus
Canada & Dire AIDS
Mr. Slave
Chef
Kenny Super Battle
Next Game = Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

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Notes:

Vending Machines
Elevators
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

Tower of Babil
Airships
Cave Eblana
Sealed Cave – NOT TODAY!
Side Quests:
– Cave of Monsters
– Sylph Cave
– Excalibur Sword
– Odin
– Bahamut
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
Malboros
Giant of Babil:
– The Four Fiends
– CPU
Derek Cheats
Lunar Subterranean:
– Red/Blue Dragons
– Plague
– Zombie Dragons
– Wyvern
– Ogopogo
The Final Battle
Ethers
Next Game = South Park: The Stick of Truth

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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Notes:

Foot Fetish
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

FF2:
You start out as the bad guy
FedEx Delivery to Mist Village
Bosses are cake
Edward sucks!
FF Differences (USA vs Japan)
Quit hitting yourself!
Inventory System
Weapon Shops
Hidden Passages
Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!
Magnetic cave sucks!
Dark Elf – Edward finally is useful
The Magus Sisters
Valvalis – Toughest boss so far
I hate dolls
Finish off at Tower of Babel
Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard
Fat Chocobo is for hoarders
Where are all the Ethers?
Outro Babble

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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Notes:

Fight Club
Steve Jobs
E-Readers
Hipsters & Beer
FF2 Intro (NOT!)
Cover Art Non-Contest
Coffee Snobs
iTunes Review
Email
The Pizza Adventure
Zelda Games
FF2 Talk
Lightning Returns!
FF14 & WoW
Security Work
Taxes
The Early Years of RPGing
Game of Thrones
Books
South Park
House of Cards

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Notes:

Snowmageddon!
Intro
Retcon
GTA series
Weird Events
Shoehorning
Side Missions
More Cloud!
Genesis Avatard
The Ending
Next Game: Final Fantasy 2
Outro Babble

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

Clothes Shopping
Intro
iTunes Reviews
Emails
Cover Art Non-Contest
Graphics
The Spirit Within Movie
The Slot Machine System
Side Missions
Battle System
Shops
Camera Mechanics
Equipment Setup
Controls
Dodge/Blocking ability (AP points)
Materia Fusion
You’ve got mail!
Aeris & Cloud

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

The Man Who Folded Time
Beer & Liquor
Intro
Contest
Emails
iTunes Reviews
Motorcycle helmets

Zero Mission:
Kraid
Ridley
Mother Brain
Bug Larvae

Fusion:
Story
Security B.O.X.
Gedo X (that damn spider)
SA-X
Nightmare

eBay Games
Crisis Core next game

Links:

Zero Mission Bosses Guide

Fusion Bosses Guide

Custom Motorcycle Helmets

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Another year of podcasts done.
We will return sometime Late January with a Non-RPG show. Metroid Zero mission and Metroid Fusion. And after that, Crisis Core.