Retro RPG Podcast

Notes:

Patent Trolls
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art
App?

Farts
Pumpkin Pie WTF!?!
Butters Best Sidekick
Class Selection
Soundtrack & Voices
Summons
Paper Mario?
Refrigerators & Cooking?
City Wok
LARPing
UFO
Taco Bell
Al Gore Sucks!
Mr. Mackey
Chinpokomon
Underpants Gnome
Giant Aborted Fetus
Canada & Dire AIDS
Mr. Slave
Chef
Kenny Super Battle
Next Game = Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

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Notes:

Vending Machines
Elevators
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

Tower of Babil
Airships
Cave Eblana
Sealed Cave – NOT TODAY!
Side Quests:
– Cave of Monsters
– Sylph Cave
– Excalibur Sword
– Odin
– Bahamut
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
Malboros
Giant of Babil:
– The Four Fiends
– CPU
Derek Cheats
Lunar Subterranean:
– Red/Blue Dragons
– Plague
– Zombie Dragons
– Wyvern
– Ogopogo
The Final Battle
Ethers
Next Game = South Park: The Stick of Truth

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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Notes:

Foot Fetish
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

FF2:
You start out as the bad guy
FedEx Delivery to Mist Village
Bosses are cake
Edward sucks!
FF Differences (USA vs Japan)
Quit hitting yourself!
Inventory System
Weapon Shops
Hidden Passages
Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!
Magnetic cave sucks!
Dark Elf – Edward finally is useful
The Magus Sisters
Valvalis – Toughest boss so far
I hate dolls
Finish off at Tower of Babel
Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard
Fat Chocobo is for hoarders
Where are all the Ethers?
Outro Babble

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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Notes:

Fight Club
Steve Jobs
E-Readers
Hipsters & Beer
FF2 Intro (NOT!)
Cover Art Non-Contest
Coffee Snobs
iTunes Review
Email
The Pizza Adventure
Zelda Games
FF2 Talk
Lightning Returns!
FF14 & WoW
Security Work
Taxes
The Early Years of RPGing
Game of Thrones
Books
South Park
House of Cards

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Notes:

Snowmageddon!
Intro
Retcon
GTA series
Weird Events
Shoehorning
Side Missions
More Cloud!
Genesis Avatard
The Ending
Next Game: Final Fantasy 2
Outro Babble

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

Clothes Shopping
Intro
iTunes Reviews
Emails
Cover Art Non-Contest
Graphics
The Spirit Within Movie
The Slot Machine System
Side Missions
Battle System
Shops
Camera Mechanics
Equipment Setup
Controls
Dodge/Blocking ability (AP points)
Materia Fusion
You’ve got mail!
Aeris & Cloud

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

The Man Who Folded Time
Beer & Liquor
Intro
Contest
Emails
iTunes Reviews
Motorcycle helmets

Zero Mission:
Kraid
Ridley
Mother Brain
Bug Larvae

Fusion:
Story
Security B.O.X.
Gedo X (that damn spider)
SA-X
Nightmare

eBay Games
Crisis Core next game

Links:

Zero Mission Bosses Guide

Fusion Bosses Guide

Custom Motorcycle Helmets

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Another year of podcasts done.
We will return sometime Late January with a Non-RPG show. Metroid Zero mission and Metroid Fusion. And after that, Crisis Core.

Answers:
Contra: NES

Chrono Trigger: SNES

Final Fantasy 3: SNES

Legend of Zelda: NES

Super Mario World: SNES

Portal 2: PC

(i did not realize the Nintendo bias until after the contest was made. Sorry about that)

5 points each.
30 GLORIOUS POINTS TOTAL TO BE HAD!

FINAL SCORE

Donald: 96 points
McMoo: 70 points
CloudZero: 39 points.
Resvil12: 7 points
BLAHMASTER: 5 points
Ralph: 4 points
jackal27: 4 points
Rufus: 3 points
Doug: 2 points
Bubbles949: 0 points
Silpheed: 0 points

Congratulations to
Donald with 96 points!

the remaining bonus points:
A user created with the name of fldgoal-3 (3 points)
If you hovered over the Pocketoid link under Friends of Retro RPG on the front page, the description that pops up would be 5 points.
Don added a Secret of Mana track to the Sword of Mana podcast. (2 points)
And 1 super secret bonus that pretty much would have won someone the entire contest had they guessed it. One person came scary close without even knowing it! (They still dont know how goddamned close they were)

Prizes:
All games are cartridge only unless otherwise mentioned
1 Copy of Drakkhen: SNES
1 Copy of Golden Sun: GBA, with Box, inside sleeve, and map/character/Djinni/Summons/Psynergy list. (Near mint condition!)
1 Copy of Phatasy star Iv: Sega Genesis
1 Copy of Legend of Zelda Link to the Past: SNES
1 Copy of Final Fantasy Tactics: GBA

All games EXCEPT for Phantasy star IV have been tested and work. Test performed with a SNES model SNS-101, and a GBA AGS-101

Walkthrough #1

Walkthrough #2

Golem Fight

What’s the deal with the hot house?
The Story
Battle System
Healing for dummies – Wisp Spirit tap R button
Lady Medusa
Amanda dies
Devius & Dark Lord are brothers, Lady Medusa is the mother
Desert below Jadd Town. Figure 8 to stop waterfall!?!
Ifrit is a pain in the ass!
Goremand is the my guess for end guy
Golem took forever to kill!
Mana Sacurtary maze
Demagon dragon – fists of fury
So your becoming a tree…
Ending sucked

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