2014
12.17

Twitter

Might as well try.
follow us on twitter @RetroRPGshow

2014
12.14

ZeldaDumbLook

Notes:

Grocery Shopping
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art!
iTunes Review
Heros of Might & Magic 3
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
The Controller
Camera Angles
Deku Tree
Queen Gohma
Dumb Owl
Gold Skulltulas
Almost got stuck in Lost Woods
King Dodongo
Abusing Chickens
Mini-games
Gone Fishing
Bigocto
Barinade
Happy Mask Shop
Pony Time!
Forest Temple
Wallmaster Returnth!
Poe Sisters
Phantom Ganon

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Walkthrough

2014
12.01

Ninja Gaiden Trilogy

2014
11.01

Zombie Nation

2014
10.15

Zelda LTTP

Notes:

Bad food service
Dining with Jesus
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review
Kanye Quest…yeah you heard me
iTunes cover art god help me!
The Wallmaster Cometh!
Mothula
Blind
Fluteless Derek
Falling Puddings FTW
Vitreous
Kholdstare
Magicless Derek
Trinexx
IceRodless Derek
Ganon’s Tower
Medallionless Derek
Ganon
Ending
New Fan Podcast = Is It Worth It?
Super Rare Games
Next Game = The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Walkthrough

2014
09.14

LaRosas Pizza

Notes:

LaRosa’s Pizza
Intro
Emails
Spin Off Podcast
iTunes Review
Air Conditioner Part 2
Planescape Torment
Zelda: A Link to Past
Saved Zelda what now?!
3 pendants to collect
6 knights Boss
Lanmola Boss
Tower of HERP DERP!
Moldorms Boss
We talk about turtles…
Master Sword
Agahnim Boss
Helmasaur King Boss
Arrghus Boss
Ghosts’n Goblins
The Future of RPGs

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Walkthrough

Cincy Favorites

2014
07.05

Change of plans

For those that got their hopes up, We have to destroy those hopes.

Planescape Torment will NOT be played this year. What I feared with playing a CRPG had come to pass.
Too much game for the show.
This is one reason why we have not touched Baldur’s gate, Ultima, NWN, Icewind dale, etc.
Our plan was, much like every other game, was to split it into 2 parts, and play through the main story, but within hours it became clear that sticking just to the main story would not be possible and the game demands the player to adventure on many side quests in order to advance the plot, or provide adequate gear for the character to muscle through parts. Given the size and scope of Planescape, and a looming deadline, it was decided we would be unable to complete the game in the fashion we have laid out for our show.
I think what may be best is we tackle CRPGs in a manner similar to how we did Skyrim.

Again we apologize.

As replacement, we have lined up Link to the Past for our next show.

You may now commence with the rage and “im never listening again” posts.

2014
07.01

Untitled

Notes:

Patent Trolls
Intro
Emails
New Cover Art
App?

Farts
Pumpkin Pie WTF!?!
Butters Best Sidekick
Class Selection
Soundtrack & Voices
Summons
Paper Mario?
Refrigerators & Cooking?
City Wok
LARPing
UFO
Taco Bell
Al Gore Sucks!
Mr. Mackey
Chinpokomon
Underpants Gnome
Giant Aborted Fetus
Canada & Dire AIDS
Mr. Slave
Chef
Kenny Super Battle
Next Game = Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

South Park: The Stick of Truth Walkthrough

2014
06.01

FF2Logo

Notes:

Vending Machines
Elevators
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

Tower of Babil
Airships
Cave Eblana
Sealed Cave – NOT TODAY!
Side Quests:
– Cave of Monsters
– Sylph Cave
– Excalibur Sword
– Odin
– Bahamut
BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon!
Malboros
Giant of Babil:
– The Four Fiends
– CPU
Derek Cheats
Lunar Subterranean:
– Red/Blue Dragons
– Plague
– Zombie Dragons
– Wyvern
– Ogopogo
The Final Battle
Ethers
Next Game = South Park: The Stick of Truth

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

2014
05.01

FFIV

Notes:

Foot Fetish
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

FF2:
You start out as the bad guy
FedEx Delivery to Mist Village
Bosses are cake
Edward sucks!
FF Differences (USA vs Japan)
Quit hitting yourself!
Inventory System
Weapon Shops
Hidden Passages
Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!
Magnetic cave sucks!
Dark Elf – Edward finally is useful
The Magus Sisters
Valvalis – Toughest boss so far
I hate dolls
Finish off at Tower of Babel
Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard
Fat Chocobo is for hoarders
Where are all the Ethers?
Outro Babble

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough