Retro RPG Podcast Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.

Notes:

Foot Fetish
Intro
Emails
iTunes Review

FF2:
You start out as the bad guy
FedEx Delivery to Mist Village
Bosses are cake
Edward sucks!
FF Differences (USA vs Japan)
Quit hitting yourself!
Inventory System
Weapon Shops
Hidden Passages
Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!
Magnetic cave sucks!
Dark Elf – Edward finally is useful
The Magus Sisters
Valvalis – Toughest boss so far
I hate dolls
Finish off at Tower of Babel
Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard
Fat Chocobo is for hoarders
Where are all the Ethers?
Outro Babble

Final Fantasy 2 Walkthrough

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Fight Club
Steve Jobs
E-Readers
Hipsters & Beer
FF2 Intro (NOT!)
Cover Art Non-Contest
Coffee Snobs
iTunes Review
Email
The Pizza Adventure
Zelda Games
FF2 Talk
Lightning Returns!
FF14 & WoW
Security Work
Taxes
The Early Years of RPGing
Game of Thrones
Books
South Park
House of Cards

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Snowmageddon!
Intro
Retcon
GTA series
Weird Events
Shoehorning
Side Missions
More Cloud!
Genesis Avatard
The Ending
Next Game: Final Fantasy 2
Outro Babble

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

Clothes Shopping
Intro
iTunes Reviews
Emails
Cover Art Non-Contest
Graphics
The Spirit Within Movie
The Slot Machine System
Side Missions
Battle System
Shops
Camera Mechanics
Equipment Setup
Controls
Dodge/Blocking ability (AP points)
Materia Fusion
You’ve got mail!
Aeris & Cloud

Crisis Core Walkthrough

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Notes:

The Man Who Folded Time
Beer & Liquor
Intro
Contest
Emails
iTunes Reviews
Motorcycle helmets

Zero Mission:
Kraid
Ridley
Mother Brain
Bug Larvae

Fusion:
Story
Security B.O.X.
Gedo X (that damn spider)
SA-X
Nightmare

eBay Games
Crisis Core next game

Links:

Zero Mission Bosses Guide

Fusion Bosses Guide

Custom Motorcycle Helmets

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Walkthrough #1

Walkthrough #2

Golem Fight

What’s the deal with the hot house?
The Story
Battle System
Healing for dummies – Wisp Spirit tap R button
Lady Medusa
Amanda dies
Devius & Dark Lord are brothers, Lady Medusa is the mother
Desert below Jadd Town. Figure 8 to stop waterfall!?!
Ifrit is a pain in the ass!
Goremand is the my guess for end guy
Golem took forever to kill!
Mana Sacurtary maze
Demagon dragon – fists of fury
So your becoming a tree…
Ending sucked

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Chrono Cross Walkthrough

Leah twerks for her Tail Spin attack

Tide goes in, Tide goes out

How’d the moon get there?

Space Engine

Notes:

How painful creating the show is / use to be.
Introvert vs. Extrovert
Intro
Fargo slippy fingers with getting colored plates.
Once again the combat system…
How many useless characters are there?
Did you ever get Skully?
Boss figtht struggles = Garai
Leah twerks for her TailSpin Technique
Mannequins are the worst enemy you have to fight ever!
The story…the 6 Dragons
Fate’s a bitch!
Screw Kid I’m tired of saving her ass
Spectral Glove for Grobyc, 200-800 damage per hit
Time Devourer is cake!
No ending?
The Contest

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Notes:

Waiting for the iPhone 5…no for reason

FF8 Triple Triad Online Game

Chrono Trigger beginning
Leveling up – The Star System.
Battle Mechanics (I’m so utterly lost)
Why can’t I use summon or trap elements?
How many optional characters are there?
This game so doesn’t want me to play it.
Don found the sex in the game!
Vent = Walkthrough
29 boss fights so far!
A shocking twist of the knife.
I’m a pussy…cat
LSD world is awesome

Contest

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Final Fantasy X Walkthrough

Show Notes:

NAAFA?
Intro
Emails/Reviews
The contest
FFX:
The controls
The camera angle
The sphere grid
The equipment
Celestial Weapons
Where in the holy fuck is the L3 sphere keys!?@#%
Have airship, can’t fly it…
Wait I have to guess with x,y coor to unlock places for the Air Ship?!
Yuna is an atheist
Going into Sin, missed opportunity
Oh collect these 10 jems for the random hell of it
Aeon battles a complete waste of time
Auto life..wow!
Yu Yevon…a spider…really?

Contest submissions end Tuesday night.

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