Retro RPG Podcast Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.

December 6, 2013

Episode 48: Sword of Mana

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 11:36 AM

PUSSY

Walkthrough #1

Walkthrough #2

Golem Fight

What’s the deal with the hot house?
The Story
Battle System
Healing for dummies – Wisp Spirit tap R button
Lady Medusa
Amanda dies
Devius & Dark Lord are brothers, Lady Medusa is the mother
Desert below Jadd Town. Figure 8 to stop waterfall!?!
Ifrit is a pain in the ass!
Goremand is the my guess for end guy
Golem took forever to kill!
Mana Sacurtary maze
Demagon dragon – fists of fury
So your becoming a tree…
Ending sucked

October 17, 2013

Episode 47: Chrono Cross Part 2

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 8:13 PM

CC Characters

Chrono Cross Walkthrough

Leah twerks for her Tail Spin attack

Tide goes in, Tide goes out

How’d the moon get there?

Space Engine

Notes:

How painful creating the show is / use to be.
Introvert vs. Extrovert
Intro
Fargo slippy fingers with getting colored plates.
Once again the combat system…
How many useless characters are there?
Did you ever get Skully?
Boss figtht struggles = Garai
Leah twerks for her TailSpin Technique
Mannequins are the worst enemy you have to fight ever!
The story…the 6 Dragons
Fate’s a bitch!
Screw Kid I’m tired of saving her ass
Spectral Glove for Grobyc, 200-800 damage per hit
Time Devourer is cake!
No ending?
The Contest

October 3, 2013

Episode 46: Chrono Cross Part 1

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 11:07 AM

Chrono Cross Derp

Notes:

Waiting for the iPhone 5…no for reason

FF8 Triple Triad Online Game

Chrono Trigger beginning
Leveling up – The Star System.
Battle Mechanics (I’m so utterly lost)
Why can’t I use summon or trap elements?
How many optional characters are there?
This game so doesn’t want me to play it.
Don found the sex in the game!
Vent = Walkthrough
29 boss fights so far!
A shocking twist of the knife.
I’m a pussy…cat
LSD world is awesome

Contest

September 5, 2013

Episode 45: Final Fantasy 10 Part 3

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 7:58 PM

TidusDerp

Final Fantasy X Walkthrough

Show Notes:

NAAFA?
Intro
Emails/Reviews
The contest
FFX:
The controls
The camera angle
The sphere grid
The equipment
Celestial Weapons
Where in the holy fuck is the L3 sphere keys!?@#%
Have airship, can’t fly it…
Wait I have to guess with x,y coor to unlock places for the Air Ship?!
Yuna is an atheist
Going into Sin, missed opportunity
Oh collect these 10 jems for the random hell of it
Aeon battles a complete waste of time
Auto life..wow!
Yu Yevon…a spider…really?

Contest submissions end Tuesday night.

August 5, 2013

Episode 44: Final Fantasy 10 Part 2

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 1:38 PM

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Final Fantasy X Walkthrough

FFX / X-2 HD Remaster

Show Notes:

Don gets a smart phone (recall episode 39)
FF RPGs on phones
Movie Rant

Intro
Email & iTunes Review
FFX/FFX-2 HD!?!

FFX…porn?
Wakka is a religious nutjob
Rikku – Crazy eyes & bad posture
Sphere Grid is a cop out and complete crap!
6 characters – only 3 level up
I’m attacking myself over here!
Sin – Father – Attone for your mistakes?
Cheering up Seymour
Aurons strange behavior, bad guy?
I got 99 Hi-Potions but a bitch ain’t one.
Rikku wants Tidus, Tidus runs away
The Final Aeon (shocking point in story!)
Controls couldn’t suck more
Ice cream scoop shoulder
Cid’s a dick, I like him.
Airship Boss
Suddenly Yuna Staff!
SEYMOUR DUCK LIPS! ZOMG#%$
Cloister of trials, before the interwebs
Secret of Mana series
Contest

July 8, 2013

Episode 43: Final Fantasy 10 Part 1

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 11:43 PM

FFX

Final Fantasy X Walkthrough

Notes:

Off Topic

Intro Crap

FFX
Graphics
Controls
Tidus – Ladies man he is not
Whiny bitch
Clothing!??? WTF?
Auron -Not much to say atm
Floating sphere of water destroying everything
Combat System
LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY! ENOUGH WITH THE CUT SCENES AND SCRIPTED EVENTS
Water everywhere and you can breathe it. (Rikku and Al Bhed)
Religion
The movie begins
The first kinda, temple
Summons…Kinda cool.
Who the fuck is Sin?
The voice acting… god the voice acting. (no Japanese voice, no disk space tidbit)
Kilika temple. Pray with all her heart for a way to defeat sin.

June 14, 2013

Episode 42.5: Dryers, Movies, & Automobiles (Off Topic)

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 12:23 PM

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May 14, 2013

Episode 42: Golden Sun: The Lost Age Part 2

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 1:25 PM

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Link to Walkthrough

Link to Map

Notes:

Introduction

Get your forge on!

Red Scarf -> Cow (milk) -> Dog (turtle)

What do the items that change your class do?

Colosso Gladiators come back for revenge!

Poseidon is a beast and vortexes suck.

Get your sail on!

Wonder Birds – How to level up like a champ.

The Optional Dungeons & Side Quests

The Star Magician gave me blue balls. :O

Don was finally right about who the end boss was…kinda.

Doom Dragon and how I hate thee.

It does not make sense!

Off-topic rant to finish it all off.

Contest.

April 21, 2013

Episode 41: Golden Sun: The Lost Age Part 1

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 11:17 PM

TheLostAge

No Show Notes…

March 22, 2013

Episode 40: Golden Sun Part 2

Filed under: Official Episodes — Don @ 11:12 AM

Outer Space

Notes:

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