2012
08.28

Show Notes:

Ramblings about house break in.

Intro.

Emails.

I thank you for arousing me.

The Groom Hunt: Whatever happened to the theif?

Um, side quests are weird.

Eddie and Bill won’t take my fucking letters!?#%R$#$

Why didn’t princess Ellie fall asleep in the castle too?

How do I dodge a running wolf that poisons me every single time I attack it!

Your vote means nothing.

The four paintings from left to right:
Bill Cosby
Star Trek Voyager Hologram Doctor
Vigo from Ghostbusters
Friedrich Nietzsche

286? No I didn’t forgive that out at all…

Defeating Bloody Mary!

Go fetch me some logs boy!

Oh shit we go off topic and talk about Beavis and Butthead.

The point of expanding all these towns up?

Starfish easiest boss in game?

Duke Nukem grind fest.

Robot boss is damn hard.

Zombies?!

Starstones: Good luck finding them without a walkthrough.

Forgot how to throw away items.

Wait so Yumi was evil this whole time and now good Yumi from the other world has come to help me. Ellie died to protect me from evil Yumi. But other Ellie is waiting for my return forever. Um, WTH?

Dark Gaia is a pain in the ass but not because he’s too hard.

Bittersweet Ending – Atheist RPG – So you die in the end…

When you find a key item the main character holds that item above his head for a crazy
amount of time.

I killed an enemy with fist pump when leveling up.

How To Break Final Fantasy VI

Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Companion Turret – YouTube

2012
07.14


Finally. After a week of procrastinating due to a vacation, it is uploaded.

2012
06.05

If you can maintain sanity and actually follow what is being said for all 51 minutes, I applaud you. Never in our lives have we ever held a conversation between ourselves or anyone else for that matter that was so incoherent and so random.
There is absolutely no flow to anything we talk about and its probably best you just skip this one entirely.

2012
05.12

The Skyrim Archives #4

A month over due. But here it is

We are winding down our skyrim shows as we reach the end of what we can do with the game. we may branch into testing mods for the game but that is yet to be decided. Dont hold your breath.

2012
04.10

The Skyrim Archives #3

Best ROI a thieft could ask for

We talk skyrim
what else did you expect?

2012
03.22

Tacobell, the movie, movie popcorn, and more of the movie is discussed.

Guest host Matt joins us for this one.

2012
02.04

Skydive
Long tunnels are long (mobs take forever to attack)
the turks… again
Shinra HQ. could not care less
Prod Clod
Hojo Hojo Hojo
loose ends (ultima weapon ancient forest, chocobo breeding)
into the crater
the road less traveled
the meetup
jenova
the end boss.
Prelude music.
???

2012
01.21

Back from vacation.

show notes:

Areith’s death, and almost all of disk 2.

We didnt make any notes for this episode. Having been gone so long we forgot how to do the show.

2011
12.20

The Skyrim Archives #2

This show is way late. I was lazy and kept forgetting/putting it off. Don had it edited and ready ages ago.

2011
11.24

The Skyrim Archives #1

Free show

Something totally different.
Not retro at all, but since we are playing skyrim, we figured might as well make a podcast out of it. And since we are too cheap to give this its own website, we are just gonna piggyback it off of RetroRPG. Besides, it makes it easier for y’all since its all located in one spot.
I may make a tab later on so it has its own page, but for now, Skyrim and RetroRPG must learn to share.

We mention Skyrim Chronicles as the name of the show, but that was taken.

And again, we mention 1-2 week increments. DO NOT expect that. tellin’ ya right now.