Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.
Back from vacation.
show notes:
Areith’s death, and almost all of disk 2.
We didnt make any notes for this episode. Having been gone so long we forgot how to do the show.
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This show is way late. I was lazy and kept forgetting/putting it off. Don had it edited and ready ages ago.
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Something totally different.
Not retro at all, but since we are playing skyrim, we figured might as well make a podcast out of it. And since we are too cheap to give this its own website, we are just gonna piggyback it off of RetroRPG. Besides, it makes it easier for y’all since its all located in one spot.
I may make a tab later on so it has its own page, but for now, Skyrim and RetroRPG must learn to share.
We mention Skyrim Chronicles as the name of the show, but that was taken.
And again, we mention 1-2 week increments. DO NOT expect that. tellin’ ya right now.
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No ramblings. We just wanted to get right to the good stuff
intro
Hi, My name is…
Cloud is such a dick
Drag queen
Train graveyard. HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE!?
the stair master
Motorcycle chase. Barret you lazy asshole!
Chocobos. Warrk!
I hate this parade
Beach bums
The draw bridge that cant be lowered
Golden saucer
Barret’s emo moment
Derek Cheated
The date.
Ending song provided by SongeLeReveur
Thanks guys!
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na na why dont you get a job!
intro
itunes
email
website
forums
Derek speaks blasphemy
LOL what the fuck am I doing?
I’m fighting demons, I’m not fighting demons.
Did they hire the cameramen from resident evil?
Stoker is a ripoff of a Tomberry in FF7!?
Ghouls hate me. 🙁
M. Knight. Shamalan moment. But later no one gives a fuck.
Music.
Oh triangle button, how i love thee.
Just learn the move already!
Something about love and revenge? I wasn’t paying attention.
Big tower
WTF? something about a moon base now?
Wincest!
Just fucking die already! OMG i want to play the other game now!
I’m Patrick Swayze up in this bitch!
There was an ending?
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1In the beginning Derek created the Podcast.
2And the podcast was without form, and void.
3And Derek said, “Dude, come do this podcast with me”. And there was Don.
4And Derek saw the podcast, that it was good: and they divided the role playing games from everything else. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
5And Derek said, “Lets play all the final fantasy games”. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
6And Derek said, “Instead of just final fantasy games, lets do all RPGs.” and it was so.
7But Don said, “every week is too much. Lets do twice a week.” and Derek saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day.
8And Derek said, “Let there be a website for all to visit and downloadeth our podcast: and it was so.
9″And let them comment and pander to us so that we may feel better about ourselves”: and it was so.
10And Derek asked his friend, “Dude. make me a website”; And it was so. And the gods saw the website and that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
12And Derek added a forum so that even more pandering and ass-hattery may commence.
13And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
14And Derek took a public speech class because the school made him. So Derek created a guest host in his own image. But then Derek realized that would be an ugly, horrible guest, So he asked some random chick in his class, “Dude, come do this podcast with us.” and it was so.
15And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
16 And on the seventh day Derek and Don ended their work which they had made; and they rested on the seventh day from all their work which they had made.
17And the gods blessed the seventh day, and the eight, and the ninth, and all days after that and sanctified it: because that in it they had rested from all their work which Derek and Don created and made.
18These are the generations of the Podcast when they were created, in the day that the LORDS Derek and Don made the Retro RPG Podcast
Herpa derp!
intro
Who the fuck do i pick!?
PETA would be pissed!
oh, i guess it doesnt matter
Earthbound anyone? Chrono Trigger anyone? Final Fantasy anyone?
I can’t leave my own fucking castle!
goblins sound like cats?
The golems
the faire
Bitch you gave them the tear drop!?!ZOMCG@$
Zeikfried and Roy (power rangers vibe)
save the people!
That whole thing was just the fucking intro!?
ARMS/Crests/battle/hints
elf pyramid. looks like phantasy star
What was the point of the pirate ship?
Captain Bartholomew plays for the other team and I have proof…
dungeons. go here, find this, report back
im riding a golem!
Bosses
Mother
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Show Notes:
The retro rpg cooking show.
intro
We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one
The part where you die.
Sentries
Neurotoxin
Hello, you have been in hibernation for 9999999
Hello again…. Murderer
Cave johnson, Caroline, and Chell
I can count to potato
The part where you die, again
space!
MOTHER FUCKER! SHE TRICKED ME!
GTFO AND TAKE YOUR CUBE WITH YOU!
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Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent…
Show Notes:
Its not a toomah!
intro crap
Derek beats golem again
I got a time machine so fuck you! ill do what a want!
the coolest looking boss in the game is the lamest
Dalton is a bitch
unda da sea!
FUCKING ELEVATOR!
Chrono dies!
the blackbird
Magus joins the party
mount doom and the trees of greif
Chrono doesnt die!
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