Retro RPG Podcast

I feel this has been one of our best podcasts.

NOTES:

Derek is an angry person
intro
tick tock
wake the fuck up!
mini games
the fuck out of my way bitch!
Back to the future?
Some major incest going on
GUILTY! THAT BITCH IS GUILTY! HANG THAT FUCKER NOW! i got the rope right here!
you can now live without food?
RICK ROLLED
end of time
Enemies
Frog
wild, unrestrained, primordial sex
Magus/ozzie
The first transgendered enemny in a RPG?
How do you get a T-Rex up on top of a castle?
the era of magic
Sealed with a mysterical energy?
golem

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So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them.
Derek’s mic had some auto volume going on so after he yells, he will sound quiet for a few words then be back up to normal.

Here are the original show notes. So yeah…. You can see how closely we follow it.
The final product is NEVER what was envisioned.

intro
mass effect
Normandy
Joker
Turians and all aliens
Protheans
The citadel and politics
Shepard. Wrex.
Snow level
That fucking gocart!
I believe i can fly
Kill everyone!

And this is the rape clock mentioned.

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Now lets see if we can keep this up!

Show Notes:

Flying bat skulls how I loathe thee

Gothica

Ivor Tower – Queen

Are you trying to get me lost!

Shameless Final Fantasy bump

Naris the douche-bag

Fetch quest for space parts

Raptor of death!

The ultimate formula

Wait, I’m fighting a butler? (aka the final battle)

Don gloats about being somewhat right about Evermore

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Figuring you have had enough rambling, Derek does not open up with his usual rantings.
We did not make it to Gothica, instead opting to record so you have something to listen to after such a long absence.

Show Notes:

Intro

Why Evermore is not oft talked about

The fire cave that isn’t a fire cave

This is like that one time in X when Y did Z!

Bosses

The Grind!

Minecraft!

Podunk

15 minutes to buy everything!

The Dog

We went the wrong way.

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There should have been more bumper music in it, but i became lazy and decided not to add it. This will result in Don yelling at me because i said i would and will generate much lulz for me.

the next show WILL BE Secret of Evermore part 1

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Because we fail so hard at playing games, we decided to record an off topic back in November……..

yea…..

We know… Its February now, BUT that was the intent.

Regardless, hopefully this off topic will sustain our listeners until we complete Secret of Evermore.

This is Don’s first attempt at editing the show, so if it sucks, blame him.

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We finish up Mother 3.

Lost the show notes again. But no one has yet to complain about their absence.

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(Podcast is a bit loud. Turn volume down to avoid any blowing of the ear drums)

As of now, no show notes (again). A recent format took care of that, so unless Don will come behind me and add show notes…

The quality… is bad. For some reason there is some VOX gimmick going on, so there are alot of pops and clicks when the mic turns off/on. For whatever reason both of our mics were doing it. Hardware issues to iron out.
So unless we re-record the show (not happening), you all are just gonna have to deal with it.

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No music for the show. Gameboy music is never good to begin with and the songs in pokemon repeat after 10-15 seconds.
Show notes were near impossible to work out. Too much wandering about the subject matter.

Next up. Mother 3. (and yes. My favorite food and thing to do are the same as before for those of you keeping score.)

Derek

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Show Notes:

Grocery Shopping

Intro
email
itunes
website

Smell like fish? CLOSE YOUR LEGS!

the hungry teasure is a POS!

Sabin is so manly

Terra on her period

Brothers re-united

Mog is one hard MF to find

erauqs si dlrow eht

A dinosaur kicked my ass!?

Who the hell is the repair man!

Terra gets over her period

Derek gripes about fire caves again

I can’t find a weapon for Cyan

Cyan is the worst character besides Gau

8 dragons

Most important relic?

Most useless relic?

Grind… oh the grind.

Kefka’s tower

Final Battle.

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Epic show is epic.

2 fucking hours of bullshit from us. That you get to torture yourself listening to.

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