1In the beginning Derek created the Podcast.
2And the podcast was without form, and void.
3And Derek said, “Dude, come do this podcast with me”. And there was Don.
4And Derek saw the podcast, that it was good: and they divided the role playing games from everything else. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
5And Derek said, “Lets play all the final fantasy games”. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
6And Derek said, “Instead of just final fantasy games, lets do all RPGs.” and it was so.
7But Don said, “every week is too much. Lets do twice a week.” and Derek saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day.
8And Derek said, “Let there be a website for all to visit and downloadeth our podcast: and it was so.
9″And let them comment and pander to us so that we may feel better about ourselves”: and it was so.
10And Derek asked his friend, “Dude. make me a website”; And it was so. And the gods saw the website and that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
12And Derek added a forum so that even more pandering and ass-hattery may commence.
13And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
14And Derek took a public speech class because the school made him. So Derek created a guest host in his own image. But then Derek realized that would be an ugly, horrible guest, So he asked some random chick in his class, “Dude, come do this podcast with us.” and it was so.
15And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
16 And on the seventh day Derek and Don ended their work which they had made; and they rested on the seventh day from all their work which they had made.
17And the gods blessed the seventh day, and the eight, and the ninth, and all days after that and sanctified it: because that in it they had rested from all their work which Derek and Don created and made.
18These are the generations of the Podcast when they were created, in the day that the LORDS Derek and Don made the Retro RPG Podcast
