Keeping with the portal theme
Keeping with the portal theme
The retro rpg cooking show.
intro
We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one
The part where you die.
Sentries
Neurotoxin
Hello, you have been in hibernation for 9999999
Hello again…. Murderer
Cave johnson, Caroline, and Chell
I can count to potato
The part where you die, again
space!
MOTHER FUCKER! SHE TRICKED ME!
GTFO AND TAKE YOUR CUBE WITH YOU!
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Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent…
Show Notes:
Its not a toomah!
intro crap
Derek beats golem again
I got a time machine so fuck you! ill do what a want!
the coolest looking boss in the game is the lamest
Dalton is a bitch
unda da sea!
FUCKING ELEVATOR!
Chrono dies!
the blackbird
Magus joins the party
mount doom and the trees of greif
Chrono doesnt die!
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I feel this has been one of our best podcasts.
NOTES:
Derek is an angry person
intro
tick tock
wake the fuck up!
mini games
the fuck out of my way bitch!
Back to the future?
Some major incest going on
GUILTY! THAT BITCH IS GUILTY! HANG THAT FUCKER NOW! i got the rope right here!
you can now live without food?
RICK ROLLED
end of time
Enemies
Frog
wild, unrestrained, primordial sex
Magus/ozzie
The first transgendered enemny in a RPG?
How do you get a T-Rex up on top of a castle?
the era of magic
Sealed with a mysterical energy?
golem
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So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them.
Derek’s mic had some auto volume going on so after he yells, he will sound quiet for a few words then be back up to normal.
Here are the original show notes. So yeah…. You can see how closely we follow it.
The final product is NEVER what was envisioned.
intro
mass effect
Normandy
Joker
Turians and all aliens
Protheans
The citadel and politics
Shepard. Wrex.
Snow level
That fucking gocart!
I believe i can fly
Kill everyone!
And this is the rape clock mentioned.
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Now lets see if we can keep this up!

Show Notes:
Flying bat skulls how I loathe thee
Gothica
Ivor Tower – Queen
Are you trying to get me lost!
Shameless Final Fantasy bump
Naris the douche-bag
Fetch quest for space parts
Raptor of death!
The ultimate formula
Wait, I’m fighting a butler? (aka the final battle)
Don gloats about being somewhat right about Evermore
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Figuring you have had enough rambling, Derek does not open up with his usual rantings.
We did not make it to Gothica, instead opting to record so you have something to listen to after such a long absence.
Show Notes:
Intro
Why Evermore is not oft talked about
The fire cave that isn’t a fire cave
This is like that one time in X when Y did Z!
Bosses
The Grind!
Minecraft!
Podunk
15 minutes to buy everything!
The Dog
We went the wrong way.
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There should have been more bumper music in it, but i became lazy and decided not to add it. This will result in Don yelling at me because i said i would and will generate much lulz for me.
the next show WILL BE Secret of Evermore part 1
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We finish up Mother 3.
Lost the show notes again. But no one has yet to complain about their absence.
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(Podcast is a bit loud. Turn volume down to avoid any blowing of the ear drums)
As of now, no show notes (again). A recent format took care of that, so unless Don will come behind me and add show notes…
The quality… is bad. For some reason there is some VOX gimmick going on, so there are alot of pops and clicks when the mic turns off/on. For whatever reason both of our mics were doing it. Hardware issues to iron out.
So unless we re-record the show (not happening), you all are just gonna have to deal with it.
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