Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.
And now, for something completely different.
Show Notes:
Stuff that makes no sense and is boring as hell.
Since I can’t play games in a timely fashion, here is some crap from Don and myself.
Actually, it might be best to not even listen to it. Health issues and what-not.
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We made it!
Show Notes:
Blue tooth
Email/itunes review
I want you inside of me
Ive got wood!
Can you spot the chocobo?
The Wind crystal is a big cock tease.
Could there be any more monsters!?
The cure spell needs to be removed from the game
STATUS EFFECTS
What was the point of the boat?
Just what i wanted! A redo of all the dungeons!
How can stone melt?
TEH PROFECY IS TEH FALSE? ZOMG!
… How in the hell did this make it past QA?
“I owe that dark king one…”
Next up: EarthBound!
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Its here. No art today because im lazy and i dont feel like putting it together. Maybe I will do it for episdoe 7
Show Notes:
Derek got hacked, Don hates MMOs, and everyone is lazy.
wtf is this all about?
Jump for joy
Weakness
Give up? Never!
Magic boxes.
Mama said never talk to strangers
Lava dome. Putting a hit out on the developer of this map.
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F
inally done with SMRPG, we are ready to move on to the next item up for bid.
LOTS of off topic banter here as both of us were tired, and had grown bored with the game. And as a note, expect more of the off topic crap to be left in. 1: its entertaining, and 2: it takes much more time to edit it out. And im done with trying to spend 6-8 hours trying to edit 50 min of podcast.
Derek; for whatever reason decided to record the first 10 min in a wind tunnel.
Show Notes:
Itunes and Derek’s Financial ruin
Culex
Bowsers’ scaring the monster!
Getting bored
Are you the keymaster?
Getting bored
Wtf, enough with the boss fights
Smithy.
Still bored
Don hates MMOs
Coffee shops
Apple products and why Don will kick Derek’s ass.
Next game/more off topic garbage.
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Th
e second part of the Mario RPG saga!
No, Derek did not record part of it in the shower… It was raining outside!
Show Notes:
Star Trek impressions
I like Caek
Star hill is AWESOME!
The sunken ship… SUCKS!
I dont want my forture told! Wait.. maybe i do.
30 super jumps? Unpossible!
Wall climbing… Now where is the wall?
Cloud city and all of its problems.
Barrell volcano and all of its problems.
Princess = cheap
Axem Rangers.
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After many delays, it is finally here!
Show notes:
Is Auto-felatio gay?
Sorry, but after the 5th or so kidnapping, Mario should just say fuck it.
WTF is Bowser anyway?
Timed hits actually work well.
unlike in FF1, letting me know i leveled up is actually useful.
Lucky.. NOT!
freebies are nice.
I dont care if im standing in dog shit, just let me move!
Mallow, not a frog!? No wai!
Bosses that actually require you to think!
Who is Geno?
Mine cart madness!
inventory management. (Derek is the only one that fails at it)
Booster’s Tower and the Pulp Fiction rape scene.
8-bit mario!
Closing song: Slope from the Super Mario RPG sound track (full).
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And so, we finish one of the most confusing RPGs. Again, some audio issues concerning volume. We are still in the process of working out all the kinks ($5 budget). And again, Thank you Luke for the art.
Show Notes:
Upside down cake is upside down.
(opening music from the wonderswan version of FF1)
ZOMG! WE HAVE LISTENERS!
Walkthroughs were made because of this game.
random fights, not so random.
Potions suck even more.
I can buy an industrialized nation
Warmech
Chaos is my bitch.
The ending… WTF!? Back to the Future made more sense.
And the next game is… Not what you think.
PS The original upload was fail, so anyone who downloaded the new episode and wondered why they heard just Don, download the new one now.
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E
pisode one is here. There are a few issues seeing as how this is the first episode, but we hope to have all of Don’s sound issues and my wind tunnel crap resolved by episode two.
Show Notes:
Watchmen and the obsession with the blue penis.
history of FF. Why is it final?
most of the story was told in the instruction manual
The soundtrack was good 20 years ago…. (keyword was)
character creation.
combat system and why is it so innefective?
pressing A at random spots in the map is annoying. So are people who move when you are trying to talk to them.
The chat box is annoying.
Dude, where’s my mana?
Im not your errand boy bitch! go get your own herbs!
blind witches and why we love them.
cave bats and why they suck.
boss fights and why they suck.
potions and why they suck.
Guess the next game and win some crap!
ignore:
My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-c86c7d34c121b12a6a2d7a95ffd0f3b2}
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