Retro RPG Podcast Instead of remembering them, we go and play them.

Its here. After a bit of a delay, its here and its on the new site. Enjoy.

Dissidia

Email – there is none

iTunes – there is none

Format fail?

The classic basement scene

Zio is thrust upon you!

could the UI contain anymore fail?

Chaz is a whiney bitch

Cutscenes!

omg… again with the ears… what is with the ears in anime?

Side jobs and story

Tentacle Rape!

Zio Zomg

We have landed on… Planet Namek?

updates on iTunes and new site

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after some delays, and flooded apartments, its finally here.

Show Notes:
I will punch you in the face

What is your favorite enemy?

The darkness

Why do you need a mile to teleport?

1/128 items / replay value

the final safe spot

Ness’ mind?

Ness the chosen one? Talking rock says all

Robots?

the end of the world is at hand so lets pray.

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Its here. Once again, more audio issues. (trying to find a GOOD volume equalizer deal so the volume is no longer all over the place).

This is where i beg now. Visit iTunes and leave us a review.

Wow… that picture looks like total ass. Completely ruined everything…. IT STAYS!

show notes:

When did games become work?

Intro

Derek speaks blasphemy

Who wrote this?

The acid trip!

Enemies…

Status effects, but no where near as bad as was in Mystic quest.

Inventory / Money Management

Phoenix Down > Hospital bill

Story? I’m doing what now? (need a hint?)

Escape from monkey cave

The Magic Butterfly

Fuzzy Pickles

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And now, for something completely different.

Show Notes:
Stuff that makes no sense and is boring as hell.

Since I can’t play games in a timely fashion, here is some crap from Don and myself.
Actually, it might be best to not even listen to it. Health issues and what-not.

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We made it!

Show Notes:

Blue tooth

Email/itunes review

I want you inside of me

Ive got wood!

Can you spot the chocobo?

The Wind crystal is a big cock tease.

Could there be any more monsters!?

The cure spell needs to be removed from the game

STATUS EFFECTS

What was the point of the boat?

Just what i wanted! A redo of all the dungeons!

How can stone melt?

TEH PROFECY IS TEH FALSE? ZOMG!

… How in the hell did this make it past QA?

“I owe that dark king one…”

Next up: EarthBound!

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Its here. No art today because im lazy and i dont feel like putting it together. Maybe I will do it for episdoe 7

Show Notes:

Derek got hacked, Don hates MMOs, and everyone is lazy.

wtf is this all about?

Jump for joy

Weakness

Give up? Never!

Magic boxes.

Mama said never talk to strangers

Lava dome. Putting a hit out on the developer of this map.

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Finally done with SMRPG, we are ready to move on to the next item up for bid.
LOTS of off topic banter here as both of us were tired, and had grown bored with the game. And as a note, expect more of the off topic crap to be left in. 1: its entertaining, and 2: it takes much more time to edit it out. And im done with trying to spend 6-8 hours trying to edit 50 min of podcast.

Derek; for whatever reason decided to record the first 10 min in a wind tunnel.

Show Notes:

Itunes and Derek’s Financial ruin

Email

Culex

Bowsers’ scaring the monster!

Getting bored

Are you the keymaster?

Getting bored

Wtf, enough with the boss fights

Smithy.

Still bored

Don hates MMOs

Coffee shops

Apple products and why Don will kick Derek’s ass.

Next game/more off topic garbage.

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The second part of the Mario RPG saga!
No, Derek did not record part of it in the shower… It was raining outside!

Show Notes:

Star Trek impressions

I like Caek

Star hill is AWESOME!

The sunken ship… SUCKS!

I dont want my forture told! Wait.. maybe i do.

30 super jumps? Unpossible!

Wall climbing… Now where is the wall?

Cloud city and all of its problems.

Barrell volcano and all of its problems.

Princess = cheap

Axem Rangers.

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After many delays, it is finally here!

Show notes:
Is Auto-felatio gay?

Sorry, but after the 5th or so kidnapping, Mario should just say fuck it.

WTF is Bowser anyway?

Timed hits actually work well.

unlike in FF1, letting me know i leveled up is actually useful.

Lucky.. NOT!

freebies are nice.

I dont care if im standing in dog shit, just let me move!

Mallow, not a frog!? No wai!

Bosses that actually require you to think!

Who is Geno?

Mine cart madness!

inventory management. (Derek is the only one that fails at it)

Booster’s Tower and the Pulp Fiction rape scene.

8-bit mario!

Closing song: Slope from the Super Mario RPG sound track (full).

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And so, we finish one of the most confusing RPGs. Again, some audio issues concerning volume. We are still in the process of working out all the kinks ($5 budget). And again, Thank you Luke for the art.

Show Notes:

Upside down cake is upside down.
(opening music from the wonderswan version of FF1)
ZOMG! WE HAVE LISTENERS!

Walkthroughs were made because of this game.

random fights, not so random.

Potions suck even more.

I can buy an industrialized nation

Warmech

Chaos is my bitch.

The ending… WTF!? Back to the Future made more sense.

And the next game is… Not what you think.

PS The original upload was fail, so anyone who downloaded the new episode and wondered why they heard just Don, download the new one now.

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