Retro RPG Podcast

Raw format. Only editing done was taking it off the phone to convert to MP3 Format.

Will NOT show up on iTunes, so those of you subscribed to RSS, or those of you checking regularly the site, this gem is for you.

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As you all know (At least those of you who listened already), Don’s audio is garbage. I hated it while editing, and Don hates it while listening.
So after some discussion, we have decided to re-record part two at a later date. Unfortunatly we are unable to record now, or next week, due to me being on vacation. BUT! just know that the next show will sound even better than this one (minus Don’s fail, i felt it came out really good).
So, this means that even Amanda can now participate (originally she was not going to appear in part 2).

So, we appologize for the nastiness that is Don’s webcam mic, and should have everything fixed for episode 19 (part 2)

Derek

Amanda had to leave mid-show since she did not get as far as us.
This was recorded as one big show. It has been split into two parts. Expect part 2 later.

intro

How the fuck do i play the game?

epic intro

epic music

MOOGLES!

Motha’ Fuckin’ PIMP

Kefka

I hate you Barron. I hate you so very much

clocks

Cut scenes

Opera House

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No not Final Fantasy 3.

I have achieved Loremaster.
Did damn near every quest in the game.

Now i can spend more time on Mass Effect 2.

Derek.

The quality on this one is all over the place. This is what happens when im in a hurry. Either way, i hope you all enjoy.

Show Notes:

Ive got big balls!

Contest winner!

Intro

Boss fights

Translation?

Derek finds the porn!

what is the story?

tetron

Space travel

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A new section has been added.
The Hall of Fame contains the list of previous contest winners, the contest they won, their name (or how they wished to be Identified) and their prize(s).

Obviously there is only one winner right now, but this will change as we have more contests and more winners.

No show notes. Because im lazy.

side note: I AM NOT DRUNK! for some reason i sound really drunk at the start of the show.

Contest will end whenever Show 17 is released.

Prizes are: Golden Axe (genesis), Uniracers (SNES), Earthworm Jim 2(SNES) Star Fox (SNES).

The winner gets to pick 2 (two) of the mentioned games. And to throw a wrench into it all, One of these games includes Box and Instruction book.

Sorry for the poor selection, and the random Genesis game, but these were the only quality games i could find this week. Besides, its free anyway.

Derek.

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This will all be repeated in the podcast for all you who DONT visit the site.

Another guess what game we are playing. BUT! its more than just guess the game. You need to go out and find a particular advertisement that promoted this game.

The ad has two parts. Each containing a quote. Obviously i can’t just leave it at that… Y’all need some sort of clue to get you started.

So! Here it is!

“It doesn’t seem fair does it?”

Obscure? you bet! This narrows your choices down to about half the video games ever produced. *evil grin*

Now, this could be the most impossible contest ever, OR the easiest if you happen to know what this goes to.

Now, how do you win!?

You win by being the first to guess the game, AND delivering two pictures. The first picture is the first half of the ad (that contains the quote i gave), the second half has the rest of the quote and another picture. Now, i have confirmed that the advertisement does exist on the Internets. I have found both parts of the ad. So if you cry to us saying you know the game but cant find the ad… Well we will call you lazy. This aint no charity. We believe people should work for what they earn.
And by the way, the answer has to be exact, otherwise you may lose due to a technicality.

This was a print ad. No video.

Prizes? Dunno yet. It will be however a video game of some sort. As stated before, more than likely from the 16-bit era. If there is a winner, i will contact them through email with a list of games. The winner then chooses 2 games from that list. (I will try to keep the games within comparable value relative to one another. Having Secret of Evermore, Robotrek, Phantasy star, and F-Zero mixed in with FF2, and Link to the Past isnt exactly the best way of doing things as the winner is going to pick Link and FF2, since these are the games with the highest value).

The contest ends when we say it ends. The winner will be announced when we record the first half of the show for this game.

Submit your entries via email. Don’t know the email? Then LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SHOW! (That reminds me… I need to make a non-clickable image)
If someone outside the U.S. wins, we will do everything in our power to make sure it gets to you. But we make no promises due to political instability, customs, and other nonsense that could result in the mail being returned, or worse, lost.

Now, if i can remember this ad about 20 years later (see what i did there?), i damn sure know someone else can put 2 and 2 together.
Honestly, it would not surprise me if i get an email several hours from now with the winning information.

Oh, and don’t beg for clues. Begging for clues will result in 2 prizes turning into 1, or none at all.

Our recording method involves everyone recording a separate mp3 file locally, which is then given to me for me to mash together and make work. We talk over skype, but since im an audio whore and desire the best quality, i cannot rely on Skype’s quality to remain steady for an hour. Also, by recording locally, i have greater control over each track. Now, this method works for this show since im only editing 2-3 people (2-3 tracks). Obviously this becomes prohibitive as more people are added.

So! here is a shot of what the show looks like before i even touch anything, and the second picture is what the finished product looks like (before it is merged into one track).
Lots of crap is removed as you can see.

Here it is. Lufia 2 Part 2

Show Notes:

Im finally legal.

Intro

The china syndrome

No Succubus

BUGS! OMG THE BUGS!

Music

casino

i still dont get the story.

capsule monsters

ships are as small as people

what am i a gardener?!

cubes

The sinstrals

The ending.

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